What book would you burn?

Nesagwa · Sep 17, 2004

Me, I would burn The Giving Tree.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Sep 17, 2004

i would set nesagwa's hair on fire.

Nesagwa · Sep 17, 2004

buttasuperb said:
i would set nesagwa's hair on fire.

My hair isnt a book yet.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Sep 17, 2004

People smoke weed out of bible pages .

Lastblade · Sep 17, 2004

Nesagwa said:
Me, I would burn The Giving Tree.

NOOOOOOO!!!!! My wife gave me this book for our first xmas together when we were first dating....

I would burn any book by Dan Brown, Terry Goodkind.

Howdoin · Sep 17, 2004

I would not burn any book but I know of a few that I'd gladly use to wipe my @ss with!

kaos · Sep 17, 2004

Howdoin said:
I would not burn any book but I know of a few that I'd gladly use to wipe my @ss with!

you obviously talking about the bible
but I'm with FatGuy: I prefer smoking weed out of its pages, effect is even higher than with normal paper

guess I got about 50 bibles in the last few years

Streets of Rage · Sep 17, 2004

Maths textbooks, that is all.

Nesagwa · Sep 17, 2004

Lastblade said:
NOOOOOOO!!!!! My wife gave me this book for our first xmas together when we were first dating....

I would burn any book by Dan Brown, Terry Goodkind.

Heh, it is actually one of my favorite books, just the first one that popped into my head.

Howdoin · Sep 17, 2004

kaos said:
you obviously talking about the bible
but I'm with FatGuy: I prefer smoking weed out of its pages, effect is even higher than with normal paper

guess I got about 50 bibles in the last few years

nope not at all

not sonic · Sep 17, 2004

hmm

anything by poe or dickens

and brave new world

and f451

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Sep 17, 2004

Indian in the Cupboard.

Such a cupboard should not and cannot exist.

MrLonghair · Sep 17, 2004

The Necronomicon

(In the middle of a pentagram of blood, with seven urns of virgin blood around it, of course)

Chairman Kaga · Sep 17, 2004

Reflections on the revolution in france, Edmund Burke

long winded pompous ass :mad:

Mike Shagohod · Sep 17, 2004

Since I like to actually READ books of all kinds I cannot be for the proliferation of BURNING them. I'm not about to live out the wet dreams of a communist state of conformity like in Fahrenheit 451's fire men. Instead however, I'd wipe my ass with a Satanic Bible just to show Lucifer what I think of him.

MERCENARY X99

Flit · Sep 17, 2004

Pretty much any of Tolkien's stuff that was released after being thoroughly spanked by Christopher. It should have died with his old man. Unless tedium was the effect he was going for.

Nesagwa · Sep 17, 2004

Mercenary X99 said:
Since I like to actually READ books of all kinds I cannot be for the proliferation of BURNING them. I'm not about to live out the wet dreams of a communist state of conformity like in Fahrenheit 451's fire men. Instead however, I'd wipe my ass with a Satanic Bible just to show Lucifer what I think of him.

MERCENARY X99

Its not really about Satanism at all, but it isnt a very good philosophy book either.

This thread was a joke btw, mostly because JHendrix and Not Sonic pissed me off with their really stupid attitudes towards books.

evil wasabi · Sep 17, 2004

Anything Hawthorne. Gah.

Nesagwa · Sep 17, 2004

lithy said:
Anything Hawthorne. Gah.

You mean you DIDNT really love The Crucible?

deathknight · Sep 17, 2004

Any kind of book that shows you "How to live".
That includes the bible.

It would be fun how people would live without religion.

evil wasabi · Sep 17, 2004

Nesagwa said:
You mean you DIDNT really love The Crucible?

That's not Hawthorne.

Nesagwa · Sep 17, 2004

lithy said:
That's not Hawthorne.

Youre right.......... what was that book he wrote about the witches and stuff?

Cant believe I fucked that up.

Electroman · Sep 17, 2004

The Necronomicon :very_ang:

Shito · Sep 17, 2004

The Holy Bible, and any other holy-labelled book.

Chicago Cheeseburgler Crew · Sep 17, 2004

Shito said:
The Holy Bible, and any other holy-labelled book.

You're just saying that because there's no nude pictures of the Christ child in the Bible.

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