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Loopz

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Craning my neck to watch to see if the Japanese guy who just dropped a quarter in the Final Fight machine is some killer player who's gonna 1CC the game?
 

evil wasabi

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Loopz said:
Craning my neck to watch to see if the Japanese guy who just dropped a quarter in the Final Fight machine is some killer player who's gonna 1CC the game?

Hah that's racial profiling.
 

Loopz

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UPDATE!

Never mind...he isn't very good. He died in the Subway.
 

Poonman

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Har, Fuck him... He should know better than to eat his pineapples, grapes and oranges prematurely....was he using Haggar and the suplex glitch at least?
 

BIG

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Loopz said:
Craning my neck to watch to see if the Japanese guy who just dropped a quarter in the Final Fight machine is some killer player who's gonna 1CC the game?

YES.

BIG-
 

galfordo

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Modern society teaches us that it's impossible to be racist against asians. They're too successful.

And no, you're not.
 

Loopz

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At my work, which is a large used bookstore with it's own videogame department, I set up a Final Fight cab. It makes us mucho dinero, and it has provided a wide range of sociological jollies, from moms who have found the kidnapping scene violent and inappropriate (!) to the endless legion of kids who put quarters in it and have a blast.

We actually just got a 2-slot cab a couple of weeks ago, and watching young-uns play and enjoy Samurai Shodown warms the cockles of my heart.

There is hope for today's youth.
 

evil wasabi

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Loopz said:
At my work, which is a large used bookstore with it's own videogame department, I set up a Final Fight cab. It makes us mucho dinero, and it has provided a wide range of sociological jollies, from moms who have found the kidnapping scene violent and inappropriate (!) to the endless legion of kids who put quarters in it and have a blast.

We actually just got a 2-slot cab a couple of weeks ago, and watching young-uns play and enjoy Samurai Shodown warms the cockles of my heart.

There is hope for today's youth.

Cool

cockles
 

ttooddddyy

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Its not racist to call an asian guy a "bastard", but it is to call him an "asian bastard"
Just a tip, I have to deal with racism on a daily basis around here.
 

SouthtownKid

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Loopz said:
At my work, which is a large used bookstore with it's own videogame department, I set up a Final Fight cab. It makes us mucho dinero, and it has provided a wide range of sociological jollies, from moms who have found the kidnapping scene violent and inappropriate (!) to the endless legion of kids who put quarters in it and have a blast.

We actually just got a 2-slot cab a couple of weeks ago, and watching young-uns play and enjoy Samurai Shodown warms the cockles of my heart.

There is hope for today's youth.
A used bookstore with it's own video game department, a Final Fight cab and a 2-slot... If you guys are hiring, I might try the commute for a couple days and see how it goes.
 

Loopz

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A used bookstore with it's own video game department, a Final Fight cab and a 2-slot... If you guys are hiring, I might try the commute for a couple days and see how it goes.

The Ups- What you mentioned, a lot of cute girls to work with (one whom I'm currently shagging), lots of awesome stuff bought insanely cheap, and an overall awesome staff to work with.

The Downs- Lots, lots, LOTS of DUMB MUTHAFUCKIN' customers, encounters with junkies trying to sell things, the world's worst parking lot, shitty pay.

I've been here almost 7 years though...time to finish the degree. :emb:
 

BBH

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Loopz said:
Never mind...he isn't very good. He died in the Subway.

no wonder they kicked him out of Japan!

:loco:
 

Loopz

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lol

Overhead near the 2-slot:

'Hey, whose side is the dog on?'
Irritated Galford player: 'MINE!'
 

MilkManX

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Loopz said:
The Ups- What you mentioned, a lot of cute girls to work with (one whom I'm currently shagging), lots of awesome stuff bought insanely cheap, and an overall awesome staff to work with.

The Downs- Lots, lots, LOTS of DUMB MUTHAFUCKIN' customers, encounters with junkies trying to sell things, the world's worst parking lot, shitty pay.

I've been here almost 7 years though...time to finish the degree. :emb:

Umm.

The Zia Records on Speedway is the worst parking lot. Yours is the second worst.
;)
 

Loopz

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Umm.

The Zia Records on Speedway is the worst parking lot. Yours is the second worst.

I think you're suffering from selective memory, having not worked here for almost two years.

Grant= Shittiest east/west street in town.
Campbell= Shittiest north/south street in town.

Add these, plus a slew of angry junkies, reprobates, child molesters, anime sausage kids, spaced-out seniors, all in vehicles traveling at various speeds with one unholy destination...my store. And about two available parking spaces to fight over. All in 105+ degree Tucson summer heat.

Zia on Speedway's parking lot=a handjob from Tiffany Taylor while Salma Hayek feeds you grapes from her cleavage compared to the Bookman's Grant lot.
 

Big Shady

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n00bz0r question here, what do you mean by 1CC? I'm sure it has to do with a 1 credit finish or something?
 

Cnidarian

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Big Shady said:
n00bz0r question here, what do you mean by 1CC? I'm sure it has to do with a 1 credit finish or something?

Yep, that's correct.

1CC = One Credit Clear
 

simplyowned2501

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Loopz said:
Grant= Shittiest east/west street in town.
Campbell= Shittiest north/south street in town.

Add these, plus a slew of angry junkies, reprobates, child molesters, anime sausage kids, spaced-out seniors, all in vehicles traveling at various speeds with one unholy destination...my store. And about two available parking spaces to fight over. All in 105+ degree Tucson summer heat.

Zia on Speedway's parking lot=a handjob from Tiffany Taylor while Salma Hayek feeds you grapes from her cleavage compared to the Bookman's Grant lot.

It's funny cause it's true.

BTW, you guys still give Trade-in credit for high scores on the machines?
 
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